vaccine, n.All

A Vaccine is beating the life out of a virus and then absorbing it so you can easily kill its friends.

A Vaccine is just an update to our body's antivirus software.

Human DNA is up to 8% made up of ancient viruses that used to infect us and make us ill

A Vaccine is a crippled virus we introduce to our immune system so that our white blood cells can study it, unlock its strategy, and defeat it.

A Vaccine is a test-prep course for the immune system.

A Vaccine is a microbe with its face washed.

A Vaccine is a security update patch for the body.

A Vaccine is a uniquely effective version of homeopathy.

The Vaccine is a breakthrough in medicine capable of saving children from nearly every one of humanity’s great plagues, except the stupidity of their parents