surgeon, n.All

A Surgeon is a doctor accustomed to take out tonsils, appendixes and nurses.

A Surgeon is judged by three A's: ability, availability and affability.

Surgeon is never to be trusted if he has more than three Band Aids on his fingers.

The Surgeon is one who, in general, doesn't like theoretical or psychological problems. Things are either black or white. If they don't understand something, they try to put it out of their mind.

Surgeon is a doctor who knows people inside out.

A Surgeon is a plumber who works standing up.

The Surgeon is one for whom the index finger is still the best instrument.

The Surgeon is able to do anything with a knife, pair of scissors, a few clamps, a few fingers, and a suture.