modern music

is a form of music whose best attribute is that if you make a mistake while playing it, no one notices.

One good thing about playing a piece of modern music is that if you make a mistake, no one notices.

is music that is played so fast you can't tell what classical composer it was stolen from.

Modern music is the kind that is played so fast you can't tell what classical composer it was stolen from.

is distinguished from classical music in that classical music is music without words while modern music is music without music.

classical music

A lot of modern music is improved by bad reception on radio.

is usually played so fast that it's hard to tell what classical composer it was stolen from.

is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated.

is not all bad --- one thing it has going for it is that you can't tell the difference when the record wears out.

There's one thing to be said for modern music - you can't tell the difference when the record wears out.