camping, n.All

Confucius say ... lady who go camping with man must be on guard for evil in-tent

Camping is nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

Camping is the art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet.

Camping is an overnight excursion that enables nature-starved city-dwellers to commune with the primeval wilderness and its inhabitants, particularly the mosquitoes.

Camping is an expensive hobby whereby you pretend to be a homeless person that lives in a forest.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel industry.

Camping is loitering within a tent.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Camping is an outdoor vacation during which you have a great time in great discomfort.