bug spray, n.All

Bug spray is just barbecue sauce for mosquitoes.

In ancient Egypt, servants were smeared with honey so flies would flock to them instead of the pharaoh

Vodka can be used as a hair conditioner, to treat jellyfish stings and also makes an effective bug repellent.

I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellentHa! Now he'll never make friends

Manure is a natural insect repellant

Zebra stripes act as a natural bug repellant, warding off horseflies

Catnip is ten times more effective at repelling mosquitoes than DEET

In 1963 there were only 417 bald eagles breeding pairs in the 48 states. They had been ravaged by the effects of the insecticide DDT.

Bug spray is outdoor murder spray

Bug spray is camping cologne