mummy, n.All

A Mummy is one who is not in business for his health.

The Mummy is a flesh statue, an immortal of the dead.

King Tut was mummified with an erect penis.

The mummy was made by the Ancient Egyptians by first removing the brain by inserting a hook through the nostrils.

A Mummy is an upper-class zombie

Cannibalism was rather common in the 16-17th century Europe where Egyptian mummies were consumed for supposed magical curative properties

Peppercorns were stuffed up the nose of Egyptian Pharaoh Ramesses II's mummy.

A Mummy is any one who does not advertise.

A Mummy is an unobjectionable party whose motives are not questioned.

Mummies aren't unique to Egypt. Between the 11th and 19th centuries Buddhist monks mummified themselves through thousand-day starvation (Sokushinbutsu)