turtle, n.All

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.

A Turtle is a creature created to be fast and agile when compared to a government bureaucrat

A Turtle is an animal for whom health insurance and homeowner’s insurance are the same thing.

Turtles give away their gender by the noise they make. Males grunt and females hiss