tourist, n.All

The Tourist is one who sees what he has come to see whereas the traveler is one who sees what he sees.

Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?

A Tourist is someone who travels to see things that are different and then complains when they aren't the same.

The Tourist is one who finds it quite a relief to get back to where one was so glad to get away from.

A Tourist is a person who travels abroad to be overcharged by foreigners instead of by his own countrymen.

The Tourist is one for whom what they see depends less on where they are than who they are.

A Tourist is a person who travels to find things that are different, and then complains when they are.

A Tourist is a person who changes the car oil every four days and his shirt once a week.

A Tourist is someone who goes thousands of miles to get a picture of himself in front of his car