pessimist, n.All

The Pessimist is an optimist who hates to be disappointed.

A Pessimist is a guy who's afraid that someplace someone is having a good time.

A Pessimist is an optimist in full possession of the facts.

A Pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

The Pessimist is no wiser than the optimist on account of being right more often. It is better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right.

A Pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities while an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.

A Pessimist is a fellow who lives with an optimist.

A Pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.