my wife left me, n.All

My wife left me, saying I'm insaneI don't care, she doesn't exist anyway

My wife left me for treating her like a childI told her she just earned herself five minutes on the naughty step

My wife left me, claiming I'm full of myselfAnyway that's enough about her

My wife left me. She called me a 'smug bastard.'I just ran out of the house and drove away - in my new Mercedes - nineteen-inch rims

My wife left, saying I'm overly literal and to stop it by "any means necessary.""No it doesn't," I said.

My wife's leaving me for being too impatientI can't wait

The wife left me due to my obsession with glassI'm shattered

My wife left me because I "never stand up for myself"Fair enough

My wife left me is ...