parenthood, n.All

Parenthood is not losing ourselves. It is finding parts of ourselves we never knew existed.

Parenthood is telling your kids they can’t eat brownies for breakfast, then eating brownies for breakfast after they leave for school.

Parenthood is a gradual process that turns a bright son of fourteen into a foolish father at forty.

Parenthood is that state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.

Parenthood is the most even digit of all odd digits.

Parenthood is the greatest single preserve of the amateur.

Parenthood is 75% eating the flavors in variety packs that no-one else in the family likes.

Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of.