scientist, n.All

What’s a scientist’s favorite dog?The Lab

What do scientists wear to the lab?test tube socks

The Scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions.

The Scientist is awkward at parties, shy with strangers, and deficient in irony, so he has no choice but to turn his attention to the close study of everyday objects.

The Scientist is a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.

The Scientist is mostly a bottle washer and button sorter.

The Scientist is the master the world but only if the world comes to them in the form of two-dimensional, superposable, combinable inscriptions.

The Scientist is nothing but the curious man looking through a keyhole, the keyhole of nature, trying to know what's going on.

A Scientist is a person who can solve problems, not just a person crammed with information.

A Scientist is just as dumb as the next guy when looking at nonscientific problems.