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A Politician is a person with whose politics one doesn't agree with... a statesman is person with whose politics one does agree.
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The Politician is necessarily a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer who is ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one.
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The Politician is like diapers, something that must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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The Politician is in possession of three hats: One they wear, one they toss into the ring, and a third they talk through.
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The Politician is an eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared.
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A Politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.