A Pretzel is cottonmouth in a bag
A Pretzel is just a breadstick that does yoga.
A Pretzel is just a bread chip
A Pretzel is just stale bread
A Pretzel is salted wood chips
A Pretzel is like the penis, the soft ones are less of a choking hazard.
A Pretzel is knot bread.
The Pretzel is a drinking man's filter.