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Profit is part of the mechanism by which society decides what it wants to see produced.

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How else can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror

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Profit is not, as the socialist would have it, a capitalist vice. The real vice is making losses.

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Profit is the organization's measure of the benefits and quality it has delivered to customers. So are losses.

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Profit is not made by differential cleverness, but by differential stupidity.

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I told my friend that I made $500 a month selling dog poop. He said, “That’s gross!” I said, “No, that’s net.”

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Profit is necessary to a business, or else it will die. But when anyone tries to run a business solely for profit, then also the business must die, for it no longer has a reason for existence.

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Profit is a by-product of work... happiness is its chief product.