psychiatrist

psychiatry

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is a man who never has to worry as long as his patients do.

A psychiatrist is a man who never has to worry as long as his patients do.

is a man who'll listen to you as long as you don't make sense.

A psychiatrist is a man who'll listen to you as long as you don't make sense.

is one who cures inferiority complexes by proving to the patient that they are really inferior.

The psychiatrist helped him get rid of his inferiority complex. He proved that he was really inferior!

is one who differs from other mentally disturbed people something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.

The difference between psychiatrist and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness. Karl Kraus

is often a terrible ad for himself, like a dermatologist with acne.

Psychiatrists are terrible ads for themselves, like dermatologists with acne.

is a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

A psychiatrist is a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

is nothing more than a talent scout for a mental institution.

A Louisiana wit says that a psychiatrist is nothing more than a talent scout for a mental institution.

is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free .

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free .

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