psychiatry, n.All

Psychiatry is just common sense clothed in a language no one can understand.

Psychiatry is a field in which one is cured when one runs out of money.

Psychiatry is the only business where the customer is always wrong.

Psychiatry is a field that enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

Psychiatry is a field whose practitioners are well aware that there is nothing wrong with a person that a good psychiatrist can't exaggerate.

Psychiatry is an attempt by a tainted society to defend itself against the investigations of certain superior intellects whose faculties of divination would be troublesome.

Psychiatry 1s 2hief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet seat is the seat of the soul.

Psychiatry is a monologue of reason about madness.