quarrel, n.All

A Quarrel is a thing wherein it is always wise to agree with a woman before starting to tell her she's wrong.

My wife's a magicianShe can turn anything into an argument

Quarrel is sometimes essential, for a wife and an husband get to know each other better thereby.

A Quarrel is generally won by the duller party. The duller nature is always triumphant by reason of dullness.

The Quarrel is the dowry which married folk bring one another.

A Quarrel is two people saying the wrong things after one of them does the wrong thing.

A Quarrel is like buttermilk. The longer it stands, the more sour it becomes.

The Quarrel always begins in nothing and ends in a struggle for supremacy.

A Quarrel often ends with the husband having his hands full-of flowers.