raisin, n.All

The Raisin is a grape with a sunburn.

A Raisin is the result of applying industry to the shadows of grapes.

Raisin is,for some reason, its own thing, but every other dried fruit is just dried X.

A Raisin is a worried-looking grape.

A Raisin is a grape with the goodness sucked out.

Why should all raisins be sad?they never get to achieve true grapeness by becoming wine

The Raisin is just grape jerky

A Raisin is a grape that gave up its looks for immortality.

Cats are allergic to grapes, raisins, onions, garlic, and chives