retirement, n.All

What do you call a retired miner?Doug

When is a retiree's bedtime?Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch

Retirement is the last opportunity for individuals to reinvent themselves, to let go of the past, and to find peace and happiness within.

Retirement is not a thing musicians do. Rather, they stop when there's no more music in them.

Retirement is taking on the role of no longer to possess one.

Retirement is of course great if one is busy, rich, and healthy, but it must be granted that, under those circumstances, work too is great.

Retirement is the filthiest word in the language, for to retire from what makes you what you are is to back up into the grave.

Retirement is a period of life requiring the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth.

Retirement finds enjoyment in the knowledge that one is able to drift through the day at one's own pace, easy in the knowledge that one has put hard work and achievement behind one.

The retirement age for men in the USA was set at 65 in 1935. The average life expectancy at the time was 61.7 years old.

Happiness generally peaks at 21, and doesn't reach that level again until retirement

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas where the goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that one runs out of money.