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Why do Retirees smile all the time?Because they can't hear a word you're saying
Why do Retirees smile all the time?Because they can't hear a word you're saying
Why did the janitor take early retirement?Because he realized that grime doesn’t pay
Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?They just never work
What do you call a retired miner?Doug
When is a retiree's bedtime?Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch