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Why do Retirees smile all the time?Because they can't hear a word you're saying

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?Because he realized that grime doesn’t pay

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Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?They just never work

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What do you call a retired miner?Doug

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When is a retiree's bedtime?Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch

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