saxophone

dad joke

seafood

trivia

musical instrument

light bulb joke

jazz

violin

big band

one-liner

emoji

Nike

is an instrument that no one should be allowed to play until he knows how.

No one should be allowed to play a saxophone until he knows how.

is an instrument which, when played, sounds like the word, 'Reckankreuzungsklankwekzeuge'.

I do not like the saxophone, it sounds like the word, 'Reckankreuzungsklankwekzeuge.'

sound

is an awful instrument---  it's hard not to wonder what it’s like for a rock ’n’ roll saxophonist before work. Knowing you’re going to go in there and just ruin everything.

I wonder what it’s like for a rock ’n’ roll saxophonist before work. Knowing you’re going to go in there and just ruin everything.

Rock and Roll

kazoo

bagpipe

is just a trumpet with erectile dysfunction.

A saxophone is just a trumpet with erectile dysfunction.

trumpet

erectile dysfunction

goose

is like a lawsuit: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

A saxophone is like a lawsuit: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

saxophone, n.All

saxophone