trumpet, n.All

How did the trumpet do when he auditioned for the orchestra?He blew it

The Trumpet is a musical instrument which in the mouth of Gabriel will bring to life for their eternal undoing all Shylocks, officeholders, editorial writers, landlords, and professional epigrammatists.

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezerHe wanted to play cool music

Trumpet is not all that difficult. if you suck at playing it, that's probably why.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that’s probably why.

How are trumpets like pirates?They both murder in the high C’s