secretary, n.All

A Secretary is someone who when she marries the boss, she gives up being a secretary and he gives up being the boss.

What is the best blonde secretary?One that never misses a period.

Secretary is a profession where one gets fired either because they know too little or too much.

A Secretary is an office worker who is obliged to look like a girl, think like a man, and work like a horse

A Secretary is a clever girl who can add or a cute girl who can distract.

A Secretary is someone you pay to learn to type while she hunts for a husband.

A Secretary is the only person who knows how, why, when and if.

A Secretary is someone you pay to learn to type while she looks for a husband.