secretary

blonde joke

is an office worker who is obliged to look like a girl, think like a man, and work like a horse

is someone you pay to learn to type while she looks for a husband.

is the only person who knows how, why, when and if.

is a clever girl who can add or a cute girl who can distract.

A secretary is a clever girl who can add or a cute girl who can distract.

is someone you pay to learn to type while she hunts for a husband.

is a profession where one gets fired either because they know too little or too much.

When a secretary is fired, it's because she either knows too little or too much.

is someone who when she marries the boss, she gives up being a secretary and he gives up being the boss.

When a secretary marries the boss, she gives up being a secretary and he gives up being the boss.