mermaid, n.All

A Mermaid is part virgin, part sturgeon.

The Mermaid is a dolphin-riding sea-maid whose dulcet and harmonious breath renders the rude sea civil.

How do mermaids make babies?

On January 9, 1493, Christopher Columbus saw three mermaids and said they were " Not half as beautiful as they are painted. " They were manatees.

What did the mermaid wear to math class?An algae-bra

Where do mermaids look for job?The kelp-wanted section

Where do mermaids go to see movies?The dive-in