Definition.com
A Shepherd is someone who protects his sheep from wolves with genetically modified wolves.
Definition.com
The Shepherd is one who tries to persuade sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Dad Joke.com
Why do shepherds never learn to count?Because if they did they would always be falling asleep
One-Liner.com
I got a job as a shepherd and it's so tiringI can't count my flock without falling asleep