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If you think your dog can’t count, try putting three dog treats in your pocket and then give him two of them.
If you think your dog can’t count, try putting three dog treats in your pocket and then give him two of them.
I have two brothers.Well, three actually, but one has learning difficulties so he can’t count
I have two brothersWell, three actually, but one has learning difficulties so he doesn't count

There is an uncountable number of stars in the known universe
Why do shepherds never learn to count?Because if they did they would always be falling asleep
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