smiling, n.All

The average woman smiles 62 times a day. The average man smiles only 8 times.

Smiling is wise — a smiling face dispels unhappiness

Smiling is ensuring that later, your wrinkles will be well-placed.

Smiling is a mute orgasm.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?Because they can't hear a word you're saying

Smiling is smart — People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.

Smiling is smart — your day goes the way the corners of your mouth turn.

Smiling is absolutely a kind of medicine — it is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.

Smiling is like yawning, it's contagious.

Smiling is risky — people will wonder what you have been up to.