stealing, n.All

Stealing is a sweatening agent — stolen water is sweeter. Stolen bread tastes better.

I was arrested today over a slight misunderstanding at workApparently taking your work home is classed as theft when you work in a bank

Stealing is a glorious occupation, particularly in the art world.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?Robber duckies

Stealing is no sin if you do it with your eyes.

What's the difference between baseball and politics?In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing.

I had a good job when I left school, working in a bank. I was bringing home a thousand dollars a weekuntil they caught me

The Ancient Romans would "transfer" ownership of stolen items to a deity, so as to make the god responsible for punishing the thief

Stealing is never a crime to steal knowledge it is a good theft. The pirate of knowledge is a good pirate.

Stealing is when you borrow something and don’t tell anyone.

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?They always take things literally

Stealing is always a bad idea — the government hates competition and will punish you dearly.

Stealing is generally considered wrong, but a lot of people aren't buying it.

Stealing is not as good as cheating — thou shalt not steal; an empty feat, When it's so lucrative to cheat.