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How's work as a tailor?It’s so sew-sew
When should a tailor go on vacation?When they seem stressed
A Tailor is the only man who behaves sensibly, for he takes your measure anew every time he sees you. All the rest go on with their old measurements.

Why did the tailor shred all the neckwear after splitting with his business partnerHis partner told him he wanted to sever all ties