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If you want a happy marriage, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do.
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The Thermostat is an apparatus that keeps a house too warm for one parent and too cold for the other.
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A Thermostat is a persona that shapes the climate of opinion whereas the thermometer is a persona which just reflects it.
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Top Causes of Divorce4. Finances 3. Infidelity 2. Lack of Intimacy 1. Thermostat Wars
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