cereal, n.All

Cereal is crunchy sugar we somehow think is ok to put into our bodies first thing in the morning.

Cereal is breakfast soup.

Pizza is a healthier breakfast than sugary cereal

Cereal is a food that, in 2020, really should come with a resealable bag by now.

Cereal is the sweatpants of food.

Cereal is a food that tastes 100x better in the evening.

cereal is named for cereal grains, which in turn are named for Ceres, Roman goddess of harvests and agriculture

Cereal is stale bread that you put in milk.

Cereal is the easiest soup to make.

Cheerios was originally called Cheerioats

Cereal is dog kibble for kids