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What happened to the frog whose car broke down?He had to be toad

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What do you call a baby toad?A toadler

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What is blonde and green and jumps from bed to bed?A prostitoad.

Definition.com

The Toad is an animal which, if God had wanted us to be concerned for their plight, he would have made them cute and furry.

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Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?He was afraid of getting toad

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Toads only eat moving prey