court, n.All

Court is a place where they dispense with justice.

Court is a place where they lock up juries and let out prisoners on bail.

The Court is like a palace built of marble in that it is made up of very hard but very polished people.

Why did the skirt end up in prison?It pleated guilty

A tic-tac-toe playing chicken was once brought into court to prove that being able to play tic-tac-toe did not prove you were mentally competent

The other day I was having a long argument with a man, trying to explain to him that burglary is OKSadly, he disagreed and sentenced me to two years

The Court is, at root, essentially all about semantics, because words are the tools with which one works, the material out of which laws are made, out of which the Constitution was written, and thus everything upon whuich our understanding of them depends.

The Court is independent form the public will. The court which yields to the popular will thereby licenses itself to despotism, for there can be no assurance that it will not, on another occasion, indulge its own will.

The Court is the bureaucracy of the law. If you bureaucratize popular justice then you give it the form of a court.

How did Mars take Venus to court?It filed a space suit

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into court?Odor in the court, odor in the court!

Why do hamburgers make poor witnesses?They won’t talk no matter how much you grill them

The Court is a place where justice is dispensed with.

The Court is like a palace of marble... it's composed of people very hard and very polished.

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason..details are sketchy