refrigerator, n.All

A Refrigerator is, during winter, an artificially cold environment inside an artificially warm environment inside a naturally cold environment.

A Refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.

The Refrigerator is a communal coffin for decomposing animal and vegetable carcasses and parts thereof; the centerpiece of every American home.

Mayonnaise does not need to be refrigerated because it is too acidic for bacteria to grown in it

A Refrigerator is where you put dabs of food on dishes you don’t want to wash

Ancient Egyptian pharaohs made slaves fan their wine all night to cool it down.

What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

A Refrigerator is a place where you store leftovers until they are ready to be thrown out.

A Refrigerator is a place where you store leftovers until they're old enough to throw out.

A Refrigerator is a communal coffin for decomposing animal and vegetable carcasses

A Refrigerator is the centerpiece of every American home.