freudian slip, n.Dad Jokes

Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who performed an accidental circumcision?Yeah, it was a Freudian snip

What kind of lingerie do psychoanalysts wear?A Freudian Slip

What do you get when you cross a banana peel with a psychologist?A freudian slip.

What's a piece of lingerie that reveals more skin than the wearer consciously desired to show?A Freudian slip.

Freudian Slip: What all the Jung ladies are wearing.

Did you hear abou the guy who was trying to sext a chick . . .he wrote, 'Send dudes'

What Rhymes with “Freudian slips”?My mother’s tits' . . oops, "paper clips"

What do you get when you cross an idiom with a Freudian slip?Six of one, and a half dozen of your mother

Did you hear that one Freudian slip?He broke both his arms.

My pencil isn’t prone to making Freudian Slipsbut my pen-is