Did you hear about the blind Rabbi who messed up the circumcision?He got the sack
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How does a Jewish doctor get paid for delivering babies?He just keeps the tips
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?A rip-off
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Why do Jewish men have to be circumsized?Because a Jewish woman won’t touch anything unless it’s 10% off.
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Why did the mohel carry out circumcisions for free?They let him keep the tips
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Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who performed an accidental circumcision?Yeah, it was a Freudian snip
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How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the jaw
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Did you hear about the Rabbi who got fired after a botched circumcision?He got the sac
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Why did the mohel refuse to perform a circumsicion on a 20 year old?It was way past his usual cut off date
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