pencil, n.Dad Jokes

My pencil isn’t prone to making Freudian Slipsbut my pen-is

What did the pencil say to the paper?“I dot my eyes on you.”

What is the biggest pencil in the world?Pennsylvania

Why did the pencil beat the crayon in the debate?It had a better point

Where do pencils go on vacation?Pencil-vania

What did one pencil say to the other pencil?You're looking sharp