Why do Jewish men have to be circumsized?Because a Jewish woman won’t touch anything unless it’s 10% off.
What do Jewish pirates say?Ahoy vey!
What do you call a jewish archaeologist?Torah the explorer.
Why'd the male Jewish dog feel the need to study up on his Hebrew?He was about to celebrate his bark mitzvah
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who performed an accidental circumcision?Yeah, it was a Freudian snip
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry
How does a Jewish doctor get paid for delivering babies?He just keeps the tips
Did you hear about the Jewish grammar nazis?He was anti-semantics
How do Jewish skiers greet each other?Slalom
What's a Jewish cat's favourite holiday?Purr-im
What do you title a book about a Jewish girl who was brought back to life?The Diary of Anne Frankenstein
What do Jewish rioters use to start fires?Mazel tov cocktails
What did the Mexican Jewish mother bake for Shabbat?Challapeno
What does a Jewish person do if they see someone choking?They use the L'chaimlich maneuver
Why was everyone so surprised when the Jewish guy told a joke about Hitler?They did Nazi it coming
What were the Jewish Nonbinary kids's pronouns?oy / they
What do you call two Orthodox Jewish brothers who solve mysteries?The Haredi Boys
What do Jewish horses always have at their weddings?A Mazel Trough
Why do Jews not support arranged marriages?Because the Torah doesn't allow "force kin".