Italian

gesture

dad joke

collective noun

pick-up line

light bulb joke

blood

blood cell

condom

contraception

ravioli

tree

Italian (language)

pasta

curse

marinara sauce

sign

goat

is a perambulatory mechanism for converting pastrami into body hair.

a perambulatory mechanism for converting pastrami into body hair.

is the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.

is a cowardly baritone who consumes 78.3 kilometres of carbohydrates a month and drives about in a car slightly smaller than he is, looking for a divorce.

is disorganized, anarchistic, happy, sunbathed ... and therefore weak and vulnerable to invasion from the north.

Italians are disorganized, anarchistic, happy, sunbathed ... and therefore weak and vulnerable to invasion from the north. The mafia is their "ace in the hole" against this?

is one who lives with fuzzy, undulating borders.

Italians live with fuzzy, undulating borders.

is notable for the fact that, unlike people from any other nation, when eating spaghetti they are able to think of something else.

The big difference between an Italian and a French is that when eating spaghetti the Italian can think of something else.

is not impossible to govern. It is merely useless to do so.

It is not impossible to govern Italians. It is merely useless.

The Italians are French people in a good mood.

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