pizza, n.Dad Jokes

What’s Lil Wayne’s favorite pizza?Lil Seizures

What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?The Anti-crust

How could the restaurant have avoided burning the Hawaiian pizza?They could have put the oven on aloha setting

What did the pepperoni say to the cook?You wanna pizza me

What’s the best way to burn 1,000 calories?Leave the pizza in the oven

What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?They both have to smell it, but they don’t get to eat it

What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza?A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the hipster burn his lipsHe ate his pizza before it was cool

What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?You don’t pepper-own-me