italian, n.All

The Italian is disorganized, anarchistic, happy, sunbathed ... and therefore weak and vulnerable to invasion from the north.

The Italian is a perambulatory mechanism for converting pastrami into body hair.

The Italian is a Frenchman in a good mood.

The Italian is one who lives with fuzzy, undulating borders.

The Italian is not impossible to govern. It is merely useless to do so.

An Italian is notable for the fact that, unlike people from any other nation, when eating spaghetti they are able to think of something else.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?A speech impediment

The Italian is a cowardly baritone who consumes 78.3 kilometres of carbohydrates a month and drives about in a car slightly smaller than he is, looking for a divorce.

The Italian is the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.