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is a noble profession but it leaves one with little to do during the day.

Being an astronomer is a very noble profession, but it does leave you at rather a loose end during the day.

is the earthly godfather of Heaven's lights who gives a name to every fixed star.

is one who "can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the heavens will be at half-past eleven tonight. He can make no such prediction about his young daughter.."

is one who, at some moment, under his great telescope, invariably turns himself into a microbe under the microscope of the moon, who leans out to observe him.

Hay un momento en que el astrónomo debajo del gran teloscopio se convierte en microbio del microscopio de la luna, que se asoma a observable. There’s a moment when the astronomer under his great telescope turns himself into a microbe under the microscope of the moon, who leans out to observe him.

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