astronaut, n.Dad Jokes

When do astronauts eat?At launch time

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?He told her he just needed space

Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?Because it was full

How do you get an astronaut’s baby to sleep?You rocket

How do astronauts keep in touch with their buddies?Through Spacebook

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?Space

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?He needed a little space

How do you start a fight in space?Comet me bro.

How did the astronaut get her baby to go to sleep?She sang it Rocket Bye Baby

How do astronauts usually say sorry to each other?They Apollo-gise

What did NASA stand for after the Challenger explosion?Need another seven astronauts

What do you call an almond on a space ship?An astro-nut

Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?At a parking meteor

What should you do if you see a spaceman?Park your car in it, man

What kind of money is used for trade in outer space?Star bucks

Why couldn’t the astronaut focus?He kept spacing out

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?The one with the biggest head

When do Astronauts get up for work?Alien the morning

What did the astronaut do when he crashed into the moon?He Apollo-gized