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How do astronomers organize a party?They planet
How do astronomers organize a party?They planet
What snack do ducks serve at their parties?Quackers and cheese
What did the invitation to the ghost party say?“Bring Your Own Boos”.
How do you throw a party in space?You planet
How do construction workers party?They raise the roof
Why did the mushroom go to the party?Because he was a fungi
How does NASA organize a party?They planet
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza partiesBecause he’s such a fungi
What are snakes the best party guests?Because they're hissterical
Why'd the guy who killed a bird get thrown out of the party?Because he e commited a party fowl