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How do astronomers organize a party?They planet

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What snack do ducks serve at their parties?Quackers and cheese

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What did the invitation to the ghost party say?“Bring Your Own Boos”.

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How do you throw a party in space?You planet

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How do construction workers party?They raise the roof

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?Because he was a fungi

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How does NASA organize a party?They planet

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Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza partiesBecause he’s such a fungi

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What are snakes the best party guests?Because they're hissterical

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Why'd the guy who killed a bird get thrown out of the party?Because he e commited a party fowl

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