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Why did the bat miss the bus?Because he hung around for too long

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What was the first bus to cross the Atlantic Ocean?Colum-bus

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How do squids get to school?They take an octobus

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee and a race dog?A Greyhound Buzz

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Why did no one take the bus to school?It wouldn’t fit through the door

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?“Hop on".

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