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is still better off on judgment day than the civilized gourmand who nails geese to the ground and feasts on their bloated lives as pate de fois gras.

Cannibals' Who is not a cannibal' I tell you it will be more tolerable for the Fejee that salted down a lean missionary in his cellar against a coming famine... it will be more tolerable for that provident Fejee, I say, in the day of judgement, than for thee, civilized and enlightened gourmand, who nailest geese to the ground and feastest on their bloated livers in thy pate de fois gras. Herman Melville

is able to arouse our disgust more than anything, yet we make the same impression on buddhist and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own.

Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhist and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. Robert Louis Stevenson

is a man who loves his neighbor . . . with sauce.

A cannibal is a man who loves his neighbour. With sauce.

Cannibalism is moral in a cannibal country.

is situated to solve both the world's hunger and overpopulation at the same time

Cannibalism has the potential to solve both the worlds hunger and overpopulation at the same time

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