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What's a monster's favorite bean?A human bean

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?She didn't suit his taste

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?Wiped his ass

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How could you tell the woman was especially ugly?A cannibal took one look at her and ordered a salad

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What did Spartacus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife?Nothing, he was gladiator

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