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What's a monster's favorite bean?A human bean
What's a monster's favorite bean?A human bean
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?She didn't suit his taste
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?Wiped his ass
How could you tell the woman was especially ugly?A cannibal took one look at her and ordered a salad
What did Spartacus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife?Nothing, he was gladiator