monster, n.Dad Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?He spent all day gargoyling

Why did the monster see a psychiatrist?He felt abominable

What is a monster’s favorite drink?Demonade

What do you call a clever monster?Frank-einstein

Why did the monster go on Tinder?He wanted a ghoul-friend

What's a monster's favorite bean?A human bean

What’s a monster’s favorite play?Romeo and Ghouliet

What's a monsters favorite desert?I-Scream

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?“Oh good! A chew-chew train!”

Are monsters good at math?No, unless you Count Dracula

What monster loves April Fool's day?Prankenstein

What do sea monsters eat for dinner?Fish and ships

What monster flies his kite in a rainstorm?Benjamin Frankenstein